Porn Video Mishap
“Honey, I'm home.” Patrick said as he shut the door.
Patrick loves to watch porn movies. I don't care much for them, but I like watching him watch them. If that makes any sense. I love to see a man get really turned on. I think it makes sex way more fun.
“Did you get a porn movie?” I asked.
“You know I did!” Patrick said as he sat down on the couch.
I went upstairs and I got the lube and the condoms. Sometimes when he is watching porn movies, he fucks me really fast and hard. Sometimes I have to use extra lube so I don't get sore. That is how hard he fucks me. I don't mind it though, I think it feels good. Every now and then I like to get fucked really hard. I like to get fucked so hard, that I loose my voice. But, it takes a damn good porn movie for that to happen.
“I've got everything ready.” I said as I walked down the stairs.
“Let me relax for a few minutes and smoke a cigarette.” Patrick said as he pulled a cigarette out of his pocket.
I already know what he will do next. Patrick will take a few puffs off of his cigarette and blow the smoke out his nostrils. Half way through his cigarette, he will say he has to go take a piss. I know him well enough to know, that he makes sure his bladder is empty before he has sex. He says that he hates having to piss during sex. I get so involved while having sex, that I don't even notice if I have to piss.
“I'm going to go take a piss.” Patrick said exhaling smoke from his mouth.
I told you, he would take a piss before we had sex! Do I know my man or what?!
“I'll take off my clothes as you put the tape in.” I said as I took off my pants.
Since this was just a movie rental, there wasn't any plastic to remove off of the box.
Sometimes it takes so long to remove that plastic from the boxes, that I loose interest in having sex. When I am in the mood to get fucked, I want to get fucked.
“Okay, now all we have to do is wait.” Patrick said as he put the movie in.Why is it that all of these movies seem to have twenty minutes worth of commercials in the beginning? I guess some guys who watch these movies like to call phone sex numbers when they are done. I don't know why a man would want to do that. I mean, they should be jacking off to the video they are watching!
Patrick pulled down his pants and flicked his cock around a few times. He likes to do this to make it hard. I have never known a man to flick his cock around to get it hard. But, it works for him I guess. I moved in and started to work his cock with my hand. It got hard in no time.
The movie came on and the first thing I saw, was lesbians. They went straight into eating pussy, they didn't even kiss each other.
“Fast forward to the next scene. I hate watching lesbos have sex.” I said.
“This whole tape is lesbians having sex.” Patrick said as he watched the movie.
“All of the movie is lesbians? No men at all?” I asked stunned.
“Yes, all lesbians.” He said.
“You know I don't like to watch lesbos have sex. Why did you get a movie like this?” I asked.
“Because I wanted to see lesbians.” Patrick replied.
What do men get out of watching two women having sex? I will never understand this. I think it is so gross, that it makes me sick!