Archive for July, 2008

Fun in the New Car

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Fun in the New Car

My boyfriend Eddy got a brand new car. I told him that we couldn't afford it, but he went and got it anyway. Eddy said that he just had to have this car. He saw it when him and a friend went to car lots to just look around. Just look around my ass! I wish I could say that I just went to the store to look around but decided that I needed a new fur coat. I'm sure he would go along with that. Yeah, right! I know Eddy better than that. I guess I shouldn't be too upset. I mean, he promised to pay for it with his own money. We both have jobs and he said that he wouldn't make me pay for any of it. I told him that if I had to pay on it, I get to drive it. Eddy told me that there was no way in hell he was going to let a woman drive his car. Eddy, he thinks that all women are bad drivers. I don't know where he got that from. Probably from one of his buddies, because I've heard him say it too.

“I've got something to ask you?” Eddy asked.

“What now?” I asked.

“Can you call up Shirley and ask if she would like to fuck in my new car?” Eddy asked.

“You and this new car. I suppose I can give her a call.” I said as I shook my head back and forth.

I've been having a relationship with a woman named Shirley. We have been going together for about the past six months. Actually, Eddy and I kind of are. I'm bisexual and I allow him to fuck her as well. The relationship is getting pretty deep, but she is afraid to move in with us. You see, her family doesn't know she is bisexual. They think that she is only into men. They also think that she has no man in her life. If they know what she was doing, they would blow their lids. I'm not sure why it matters, but it matters to her. I've met Shirley's family and they seem like nice people. Her dad is a hard working man and her mom is a nice sweet lady. Actually, they seem like the perfect television couple.

I called Shirley up on the phone and asked her if she would be up for having sex in the new car. Shirley asked if that was a little too kinky. I told her it probably was, but that wasn't going to stop Eddy. She knows how Eddy is when it comes to sex. He likes to fuck just about every where he can think of. I'm the same way too, but not when it comes to Shirley. I know that she only likes to do it in public when she is in the mood for it. One time I ate her pussy as she sat on a slide in a park. You wouldn't believe the looks that we got when I ate her pussy. One time she fingered me while we were in the mall. We were sitting on a bench and she put her hand underneath my coat and fingered me until I had an orgasm. I don't know if anyone knew what we were doing or not. I tried to not act like it felt good or any of that.

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Late For Work

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Late For Work

“Miss, could I be seated in the smoking section?” I asked as I waved down a waitress.

Normally I would stand there and wait until someone waited on me. But, I wasn't in the mood for that. I had so much fucking shit to do, that I didn't want to waste one minute.

“Sure thing, follow me.” The lady said as she picked out a table for me.

I sat down and lit a cigarette. I blew the smoke out of my nostrils and sat back in the chair. The smoke felt good as it went into my lungs. But, coming out was another story. I coughed so damn hard, I was actually wishing that I wasn't a smoker. Why is it that those first few cigarettes in the morning are so harsh? I can smoke all day without coughing one bit, but those morning cigarettes drive me crazy.

“I'll take two scrambled eggs, wheat toast, and some home fries.” I said to the waitress after she asked if I was ready to order.

“What would you like to drink?” She asked.

“I'd like black coffee.” I said as I handed her my menu.

“I'll be out with your order shortly.” The waitress said as she walked away.

I got on my cell phone and called my boss. Usually she calls me, but this morning she didn't. The phone rang and rang. No one answered the phone.

The only thing I could think of was, she was out drinking all night long. I've often wondered if she has a drinking problem. She is always out drinking and picking up men. All kinds of men, black men too. She says that once I have tried a black cock, I will crave it forever. I don't know about that, I've never been with a black man.

I'm not a racist. I have nothing against black people. I've never met any of them that I found attractive. I shouldn't say that, because it isn't true.

I've seen a few black men at the gym who are good looking. I guess a black man has never asked me out. I don't like to ask men out, that makes me feel sluty. I certainly would go out with a black man if they asked. As long as they weren't drunks or perverts, but that standard is the same for all other guys.

I have to admit that after she started going out with black guys, I rented a few porn movies with black guys in them. There were some black women too, it was one of those inter-racial porn movies. Usually one of the people were white and the other black. I have to say, I did masturbate several times while watching this movie. Those black guys sure have big dicks. I have never seen a white guy in real life with a dick that big. If I did, it might actually scare me! Those fucking things were huge!

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Last Story from Rita

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Last Story from Rita

Hello, it's me Rita. I am the real estate agent that turned hooker. As you probably remember, I got fed up with men. I got sick and tired of their bullshit and games. I have a lot of money. I'm not the kind of person who hides it. But, I hate it when men fuck me only for my money. I know it has happened in the past. So, I now fuck men for their money. That's right, I take their money after having sex. I felt it was a way to get back at men.

I hate to say it, but this will be my last story for awhile. I will be busy selling a few pieces of land that I am dealing with. I am also dealing with a few houses. These are really nice houses that will bring in a lot of money.

It kind of makes me sad that I won't get to work the streets. I know my pussy will be even more sad. But, I will just have to get used to playing with myself. I know I am used to that already.

I took a shower and put on my outfit. These days I call it my uniform. I put on a short skirt. I made sure that this skirt was even shorter than the other ones. My ass cheeks were actually hanging out of it. If this is the last time I am going out to work in awhile, I want it to be one hell of a good time. I also put on a see through shirt. You know the type that look like panty hose. I didn't even wear a bra underneath it. I wanted it to advertise my nice rack loud and proud. I am nothing to be ashamed of.

This might sound a little weird, but I had to put on some sneakers. My feet have been killing me lately. I don't know why, maybe it has something to do with being on my period. I'm not actually on it now, but I was not too long ago. So, I had to put on this hot outfit and wear sneakers. But, I didn't put any panty hose on. I didn't want to look too crazy.

I was going to go for a cup of coffee before I hit the streets, but I didn't think that would be a good idea. If the wrong person seen my see through shirt, they would have called the cops. There are a lot of people in this city who can't keep their nose out of other peoples' asses. I wish I was able to tell each and every one of them to fuck off.

I went down to the area where I met up with that actor guy. I figured that maybe since that spot worked out, it would again. But, I didn't get any takers. Actually there was one guy who was interested in having sex. But, he only had ten dollars. He begged and begged me to have sex with him. But I told him that I don't give any discounts or coupons. There is one fee and everyone has to pay that fee. Regardless of who you are or how much money you have.

“You are a fine piece of ass.” Someone said as they walked by.

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Internet Relationship

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Internet Relationship

I want to give you a little background before I get into the story. Me and Jason have been seeing each other for about a month now. Actually, I have a secret to tell you. I have never actually met Jason. We are online lovers. Me met on the internet and have never seen each other before.

I met Jason in a chatroom about pets. I am such a huge cat fan. Jason, he loves his dog. The one thing we have in common is, we both love animals. Jason has e-mailed me pictures of his dog and he is so cute. I have never owned a dog, but after seeing Jason's I want one. Maybe some day I will get one.

I don't get out to date very often. Maybe once or twice a month. My dates never seem to go anywhere. I haven't had sex in so long, my pussy thinks I am an old woman. I got an email from Jason asking me if I would like to meet him. I told him that I would, as long as I got to meet his dog. Jason had a laugh or two from that.

Jason said that he would meet me at work at his favorite restaurant. It was a place called The Back Country Grill. Supposedly they serve grilled southern food. I have never heard of southern cooking, but I thought it would be a nice treat.

I put on a sexy outfit and I went to the bar. It wasn't too sexy, but kind of sexy for me. I never dress sexy. It was a one piece dress that had a little slit down the front. I wanted to show him a little of my boobs. I didn't want him to think I was a slut though. There was also a slit up the side of the dress. The dress was black and I was wearing white panty hose. I also dyed my hair blonde. Actually, I just put some blond highlights in it. I didn't go all the way blond.

I sat inside the restaurant for probably at least twenty minutes. I thought Jason was going to stand me up. It served me right if it happened though. I have heard a lot of horror stories about people who meet online.

“Amanda, is that you?” I heard a voice ask.

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Wild Fetish Club

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Wild Fetish Club

My girlfriend Katie and I joined a fetish club not too long ago. We have been living together for about two years now. We dated for about six months before she moved in with me. We are both bisexual, but we prefer women. Hence, the reason why we are living together. Every now and then we do get a craving for dick. We used to have a friend that would come over and lay it to us when we needed it. He got married almost a year ago. So, we haven't been able to get any off of him. It was a shotgun wedding, as some might call it. He got some chick pregnant and they got married. We had a few other guys since, but they all turned out to be duds. Not one of them were men that we could have a long term relationship with.

Katie heard about the fetish club from someone where she works. They said that it was a great way to meet other people that have the same interests. We are pretty open minded when it comes to sex. I'm sure that isn't too hard to believe since we are bisexual. We have met this man through the fetish club. I'm going to call him Bob, even though that's not his real name. I'm sure he wouldn't want the entire world to know what he is up to. Sex is one of those things that people don't like to talk about. I'm the type of person that is really open when it comes to sex. But, you never know how some people might react. I know Bob is pretty open minded, but I also know that he has a good job. He might loose his job if his boss knew what he was up to. Some bosses can be real assholes, but I'm sure you know that. Everyone has dealt with at least one asshole boss in their lifetime. I know I've dealt with my fair share.

Bob asked if we could come over to his place. Bob said that he wanted to have sex with us, that is if we wanted to. That is one of the nice things about the fetish club, everyone is so open and honest. I know I could have told Bob no and he wouldn't have gotten upset. While we don't know Bob all that well, I do feel like he is becoming a good friend. The type of guy that we would invite over for supper and chit chat about life and all that. The kind of guy who you would ask to barrow a cup of sugar off of, if he was your neighbor. When I was younger, I would have been turned off by him and thought he was a pervert. Even though I was opened minded about my sexuality, I wasn't very open minded when it came to sex in general. Katie has helped me open my mind up to a lot of things. My life is so much better now. I haven't had better sex in my entire life and I'm happier also. Not just because of the sex, but because I am more open with my feelings. I can tell Katie if I'm having a bad day or to stay away because I feel like a bitch. I couldn't have told anyone that I was feeling bitchy. It would have made me feel uncomfortable being that open with someone.

Sometimes I feel that Bob is the man that we have been wanting. He has a wife, but she hasn't joined us yet. She has watched, but that is about it. Bob's wife played with her pussy as she watched all of us go at it. I wanted to give her wet pussy a few licks, but she says that she likes to watch Bob fuck other women. Every now and then she will join in on the fun if she gets aroused enough. I'm not sure how you could watch three people having sex and not get so aroused that you have to join in. Maybe she is nervous or something, I don't know. She doesn't seem like she has a problem with her husband having sex with us. If anything, I think she enjoys it more than he does. One time she told Katie that she could smell her pussy from across the room. Katie rubbed her finger up and down her slit and put it under Bob's wife's nose. I thought for sure that she was going to start messing around with Katie, but she didn't. I know if I was her, there wouldn't have been any way I could have held myself back.

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